Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Friday, May 30, 2008
Those Who Forget History . . .
Stephen Colbert
from Quotes of the Day
"There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good."
from Quotes of the Day
"There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good."
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Perfect Home For Eureka's New Pool!
Dear City of Eureka,
All we would require is a small fee for a 'feasibility study'.
Sincerely,
WoodfordTaxFacts.Org
We 
believe we have found the perfect addition to your Municipal Pool/'Greater Eureka' Park District plans. We believe this could be picked up for a song. You could move it up from Pekin, subdivide the land it was on, and then annex that into a new park district.
believe we have found the perfect addition to your Municipal Pool/'Greater Eureka' Park District plans. We believe this could be picked up for a song. You could move it up from Pekin, subdivide the land it was on, and then annex that into a new park district.All we would require is a small fee for a 'feasibility study'.
Sincerely,
WoodfordTaxFacts.Org
Thursday, February 14, 2008
The Past Is, Like, Sooo - Yesterday
Man, this is so Funny -
click here for the audio of a Rush Limbaugh's fake ad for Obama.
There's another one here.
The gist is "the future not the past", "change is good", "hope is good" and stuff like that there.
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Friday, January 04, 2008
Iowa's "One-Two-Threes"
The Iowa "caucuses" are an interesting thing to behold, aren't they?
The Democrat "caucus" is really more interesting than the Republican Iowa "Straw" poll in that the Democrat process involves debate amongst the "caucus-goers" whereas the Republican demonstration is simply a pretend "vote".
Let's examine the Democrat 1-2-3 results:
Barrack Obama - attorney, one term U.S. Senator (running against Alan Keyes - arguably a "carpet-bagger" to Illinois in that election - similar to H. Clinton in New York [see below]), Illinois Congressman
John Edwards - attorney, one term U.S. Senator; professional U.S. presidential candidate
Hillary Clinton - attorney, one and a half term U.S. Senator - New York (not, we may add any state where she actually resided for a length of time like, Arkansas, or Illinois, or Washington D.C., nor Delaware; New York - ) the only place she could win a Senate seat in this country at that time; professional U.S. presidential candidate
The Republican 1-2-3 Iowa results:
Mike Huckabee - Southern-Baptist Minister, 11 year Governor of Arkansas
Fred Thompson - U.S. Senator - eight years; professional actor; attorney
Mitt Romney - one term Governor of Massachusetts, private Equity capital manager/business owner; CEO of 1992 U.S. Olympics;
we should also add the Republican "#4" just to add to the contrasts:
John McCain - U.S. Military; one term U.S. congressman; Senior Senator from Arizona - 1986 - present; Vietnam war POW
There are a lot of attorneys from Illinois on the Democrat side, huh? How's that Democrat Illinois House, Senate, and Executive working out for you folks? O.K? Pretty satisfied with that?
Want that Washington scene to resemble Springfield? I think your choice is clear.
The Democrat "caucus" is really more interesting than the Republican Iowa "Straw" poll in that the Democrat process involves debate amongst the "caucus-goers" whereas the Republican demonstration is simply a pretend "vote".
Let's examine the Democrat 1-2-3 results:
Barrack Obama - attorney, one term U.S. Senator (running against Alan Keyes - arguably a "carpet-bagger" to Illinois in that election - similar to H. Clinton in New York [see below]), Illinois Congressman
John Edwards - attorney, one term U.S. Senator; professional U.S. presidential candidate
Hillary Clinton - attorney, one and a half term U.S. Senator - New York (not, we may add any state where she actually resided for a length of time like, Arkansas, or Illinois, or Washington D.C., nor Delaware; New York - ) the only place she could win a Senate seat in this country at that time; professional U.S. presidential candidate
The Republican 1-2-3 Iowa results:
Mike Huckabee - Southern-Baptist Minister, 11 year Governor of Arkansas
Fred Thompson - U.S. Senator - eight years; professional actor; attorney
Mitt Romney - one term Governor of Massachusetts, private Equity capital manager/business owner; CEO of 1992 U.S. Olympics;
we should also add the Republican "#4" just to add to the contrasts:
John McCain - U.S. Military; one term U.S. congressman; Senior Senator from Arizona - 1986 - present; Vietnam war POW
There are a lot of attorneys from Illinois on the Democrat side, huh? How's that Democrat Illinois House, Senate, and Executive working out for you folks? O.K? Pretty satisfied with that?
Want that Washington scene to resemble Springfield? I think your choice is clear.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Friday, March 09, 2007
Fathers Against Distracted Driving
You've seen the news pieces. Cell phones, fast food, sleepy drivers, stereos, children, makeup, worriers, pets - they're all bad and need to be banned from cars!
To further this cause, we proudly announce our new activist group - Fathers Against Distracted Driving! That's right, we've decided to railroad legislators with FADD based issues.
We feel with the current Illinois General Assembly, the time couldn't be more ripe.
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